What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
08.06.2025 03:55
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
What are your thoughts on RM's new album "Right Place, Wrong Person"?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Why is the world male-dominated?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Trump is forcing this dirty, costly coal plant to stay open - The Washington Post
Make Nazis afraid again!
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?
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Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Subway owner buys popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - PennLive.com
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …